Stuber Review

     I went to a screening of Stuber, starring Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani.  It's a new take on the buddy cop film and one of the best things about it is that it doesn't really feel forced.  It does portray unprofessional actions on the part of an LAPD officer but it was played for the laughs it justly deserved.  I knew this movie was going to be funny but it far exceeded that expectation.  It was more violent than I figured it would be but again, this violence served the story and wasn't at all out of place in that regard.

     This film seems to employ a number of slow-motion headshots which is perhaps the weakest aspect of the movie as a whole.  There were maybe four sequences in slow motion when at most, two really benefit from it.  A couple of big moments were anticipated fairly quick nonetheless, I loved seeing when they happened.  The jokes are smart and well executed.  One or two shit jokes but they weren't forced or out of place.  Much of it is physical humor, vomiting in response to violent action, injuries from violent actions...  Did I mention that there is some violence in this film?  We get the best parts of modern comedy and ’80s action.

     That said, this is one of the funniest and most fun movies I've watched in a long time.  More than that it showed considerable personal growth within the characters.  Despite some unusual situations, this film is a relatable piece on human nature.  The runtime is only 93 minutes but felt much faster.  Well paced and cogent it feels as though they accomplished exactly what they set out to do and they do it well.  Stuber comes out in theaters July 12th and I'm excited to watch it again.

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Coming Soon

     Game episodes are back this week.  This week’s episode will drop later in the evening, though.  I may have a review from an upcoming movie.  I don’t know yet what’s going to happen.  My schedule for tomorrow is off a little bit from usual so, I’ll have to move around somethings.  And now I’m going to get dark and morose for a moment. 

     My depression is wearing on me still and/or again.  After two decades of chronic and severe depression I thought I had it pretty well clocked but this last year has been odd.  Emotionally, I’ve been fairly balanced but it seems that my baseline has been lower than usual.  And the lethargy has been physically painful.  Really, the only typical component of all this has been the way in which I spend each and every waking moment drafting my note in my head over the last four hours, and three weeks before that.  It’s been rough.  Short of seeking therapy and getting help from trained and accredited professionals I’m just about out of ideas in regard to what I should do next.

     Well, I need a nap and to finish doing laundry.  It’s unlikely I’ll be dead sometime today so, I’ll talk to you later. 

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FanX Press Conference in a Couple Hours

      I am, of course, running late.  But I am going to the press conference.  In an e-mail a few days ago they showed a cast photo from Sons of Anarchy and teased a guest announcement.  I was looking through the IMDB page and there are a lot of names from various nerd IP’s and including special guest alumni, Drea De Matteo and Mitch Pileggi.  There are a number of names among that cast I would like to at the show, Kenneth Choi, Adam Arkin, and of course Ron Pearlman.  I’m predicting, though, that the name they’ll be revealing today is Katey Sagal.  Aside from being a talented and skilled performer, she may be best known for her part in the ever fantastic sci-fi comedy Futurama, Turunga Leela.  

     I was hoping to have the last episode released before now but I fell asleep last night.  I was putting finishing touches on the new cover art and it is done but then I started cleaning a little and dozed off.  Now I’m late getting ready for the press conference and here I am still procrastinating.  I’m getting in the shower now and then finally getting shit done.  Watch twitter and/or periscope @RedstoneDiaries and I’ll be posting guest announcements there before I release the next episode or post here.  See you then!

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I Don’t Know What’s Wrong With Me

     I had a migraine the other day and that's why I didn’t post the new episode.  Then.  That's why I didn’t post the episode then.  All the other days I should have and didn't there's no excuse.  I think I'm in the low portion of a depressive cycle.  It hasn't been a typical depression for me so I don't really know what the hell is happening right now.

     I'll post an extra episode this week.  Then I'm posting the first installment of the tentatively titled Heroes of Redstone.  Go to the twitter page.  There's a poll.  Should the patreon episodes be broken up into parts or released uncut?  We’re looking at an excess of four-hour runtimes uncut.  Vote and then I'll decide how we’ll release that content.  I'm also trying to figure out how to get some of out cover art manufactured as lenticular.  Posters will be available soon too.

     Check back often.  I'm figuring it out and there's more fun to be had by one and all. 

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Utah: Myth of “Polite”

     I keep hearing from people that “Utahns are so nice.”  That “The people here are so kind.”  These individuals are, of course, just passing through.  Meanwhile, objective outside observers recognize that Utahns are the rudest people in the U.S. and the worst drivers.  As someone having lived here for seventeen years now, I can assure you, these descriptions are in fact true.

     As a child visiting family in Utah I vividly recall being disgusted by the locals refusing to stop and pull over for emergency vehicles on response and parking on the wrong side of the street.  At eight years old I knew that these people were driving on the wrong side of the street so they could park on the wrong side of the street.  Perpetuating the mind set of “Of course I had to do this wrong thing because I was already doing this other wrong thing.”  I will never understand how possessing a “church based morality” allows these ‘people’ to spit in the face of the law and basic decency.  

     The problem here is a low standard of ‘polite’.  Polite is not simply not saying mean things.  More than that the bigger problem is the grave disregard for the safety of people around them.  How is it polite for these people to park next to fire hydrants and in fire lanes, thus inhibiting response by professionals in times of emergency?  How is it polite to drive the wrong way in one way lanes of traffic?  How is it polite to sit at green lights with dozens of other cars all around you?  I know I’ve spent a lot of time on the podcast talking about Utah drivers but that’s only because of how serious this problem is.  This people shows such complete and utter disrespect for the responsibility of owning 7,000 pound weapon of mass destruction.  It’s no surprise that they have so little respect for the laws they rely upon for their own safety.  Refusing to acknowledge that those same laws protect the communities that they expend so much energy attacking.  Claiming the perceived attacks on their “religious freedom” as sufficient cause for denying civil liberties to citizens that they call ‘icky’.

     It is well past time that these ‘people’ start investing in their children’s schools instead of their grandparents’ churches.  The purpose of schools is to educate but when “adults” in this state can’t manage to act appropriately when a light changes speaks directly to the inefficacy of “teaching to the test” which is at best, the only thing that Utah “parents” are demanding their schools teach their children.  And that would be almost understandable if these decisions were not based upon the projected interpretation of their church’s gospel.  Education in this state seems to be held to the same low standard as their politeness which is touted as being ‘ok’ enough as opposed to the allegedly higher standard of living Christian churches claim to garner under their steeples.

     Many will think I’m projecting my own prejudices by writing this.  Maybe I am.  I learned at a young age that opinions are frivilous, fluid, and arbitrary.  When I say something, anything, it is based upon empirical data, objective observation, and personal experience.  I have written these things because I have witnessed these things.  Utahns are not polite by any measure of polite.  They are indeed dangerous and have no reason to be let loose in public. 

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